{"product_id":"mystery-box","title":"Mystery Box","description":"\u003ch3 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003e🎁 The Fart Blaster Mystery Box\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\"\u003eWhat's inside? Only one way to find out.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eEvery Mystery Box contains something worth \u003cstrong\u003eat least 2x what you paid.\u003c\/strong\u003e Sometimes way more. Sometimes a product not even available on our site yet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eWhat it could be? We are not telling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eWhat we will say: Past customers have unboxed exclusive limited editions, early-access devices, and bonuses that we never advertise publicly. Some boxes are good. Some are unreal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eOnly one way to find out which one yours will be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAdd to cart. Open in 4 to 7 days. Thank us later.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51220135706791,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/9092\/6503\/files\/cd12913f-06f1-4c56-9f3b-99300bf3c103_b702c119-f3f0-4fc6-b3f5-5c386a4a2e56.png?v=1786905316","url":"https:\/\/goofygoods.shop\/products\/mystery-box","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}